can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Randomize
