Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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