hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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