I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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