Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
The struggles of a small town man whore
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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