Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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