She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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