what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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