$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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