She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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