NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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