And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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