in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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