Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I just had sex on a roof
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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