I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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