Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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