You're completely useless in the revolution.
smell my finger.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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