I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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