Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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