I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
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