My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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