I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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