i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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