So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
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