I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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