I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
This is my gift to your gina
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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