Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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