Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Randomize
