I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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