exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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