my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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