What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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