You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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