Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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