no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
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