I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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