Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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