I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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