guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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