i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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