Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
