Dual....:-)
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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