i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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