he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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