How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
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