So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
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