Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
You ruined the universe
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Randomize
