at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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