My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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