The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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