Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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