you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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